The Resume of Jesus Christ
December 23rd, 2012
The Resume of Jesus Christ
Address: Ephesians 1:20
Phone:
Romans 10:13
Website: The
Bible . Keywords: Christ, Lord, Savior and Jesus
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Objective
My name is Jesus -The Christ. Many call me Lord! I've sent you my resume because I'm seeking the top management position in your heart. Please consider my accomplishments as set forth in my resume.
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Qualifications
I founded the
earth and established the heavens, (See Proverbs 3:19)
I formed man from
the dust of the ground, (See Genesis 2:7)
I breathed into
man the breath of life, (See Genesis 2:7)
I redeemed man
from the curse of the law, (See Galatians 3:13)
The blessings of
the Abrahamic Covenant comes upon your life through me, (See
Galatians 3:14).
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Occupational Background
I've only had one employer, (See Luke 2:49 ).
I've never been
tardy, absent, disobedient, slothful or disrespectful.
My employer has
nothing but rave reviews for me, (See Matthew 3:15 -17)
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Skills Work Experiences
Some of my skills and work experiences include: empowering the poor to be poor no more, healing the brokenhearted, setting the captives free, healing the sick, restoring sight to the blind and setting at liberty them that are bruised, (See Luke 4:18).
I am a Wonderful
Counselor, (See Isaiah 9:6). People who listen to me shall dwell safely and
shall not fear evil, (See Proverbs 1:33 ).
Most importantly,
I have the authority, ability and power to cleanse you of your sins, (See I
John 1:7-9).
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Educational Background
I encompass the
entire breadth and length of knowledge, wisdom and understanding, (See Proverbs
2:6).
In me are
hidden all of the treasures of wisdom and knowledge, (See Colossians 2:3).
My Word is so
powerful; it has been described as being a lamp unto your feet and a light unto
your path, (See Psalms 119:105).
I can even tell
you all of the secrets of your heart, (See Psalms 44:21).
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Major Accomplishments
I was an active participant in the greatest Summit Meeting of all times, (See Genesis1:26 ).
I laid down my
life so that you may live, (See II Corinthians 5:15 ).
I defeated the
arch enemy of God and mankind and made a show of them openly, (See
Colossians 2:15 ).
I've miraculously
fed the poor, healed the sick and raised the dead!
There are many
more major accomplishments, too many to mention here. You can read them on my
website, which is located at: www dot - the BIBLE. You don't need an Internet
connection or computer to access my website.
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References
Believers and followers worldwide will testify to my divine healing, salvation, deliverance, miracles, restoration and supernatural guidance.
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In Summation
Now that you've read my resume, I'm confident that I'm the only candidate uniquely qualified to fill this vital position in your heart. In summation, I will properly direct your paths, (See Proverbs 3:5-6), and lead you into everlasting life, (See John 6:47 ). When can I start? Time is of the essence, (See Hebrews 3:15 ).
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ReplyDeleteNice!
Thank you very much Gina! :)
God Bless you and your family.
A year good in efforts, pain and victories will surely transform the heart into a nice craddle for Jesus.
Merry Christmas!